Monday, December 24, 2012

So Santa Walks Into A Bar...

Hey crazies!

I know I said I would be taking a break but these are too fun not to share, plus, I love me some Christmas! - Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either - The office holiday party is a great place to meet everyone you've been emailing from 10 feet away. - Let's celebrate Christ's birthday this year by ignoring the fact that he would have celebrated Hanukkah. - A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays. - Let's not get each other gifts unless you already got me one - For Christmas this year I will be making a donation in your name into my bank account.

Oh, and one last thing? - I'm keeping the gifts


  1. Just Keepin' It Real FolksDecember 24, 2012 at 9:46 AM

    They are so hilarious and SO true!!!! Merry Christmas to you!!!

  2. I can't wait for the year Santa decides he's had enough and just keeps the presents. 

  3. I love all of these, especially the 'let's not get each other gifts unless you already got me one.' I know, it makes me a selfish prick, but I hate when I go out of my way to get a Christmas present for someone close and they say, "Oh, uh, okay, thanks," and just walk away, having gotten me nothing.