Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Dear Corporate America

Happy Wednesday peeps!
"...Oooooh we're half way there...."

Today marks 1 paper down, 8 to go...

Today I have some ecards for you that are very near and dear to me. Any of you that do or have worked in corporate America will understand completely. - I should really start going to bed earlier so I have more time in the morning to be late for work. - I remember the day when being productive actually involved getting off my butt - When I grow up I want an entry-level position where I can slowly work my way up to middle management before retiring at 70...said no one - Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that, it's called EVERYBODY, they meet at the bar...

 Funny Workplace Ecard: My resume is basically a list of things I hate to do.

Funny Workplace Ecard: The morning is a success if I make it to lunch without eating my lunch.

Funny Workplace Ecard: The mountain of paperwork on my desk makes me envy the trees that died to produce it.

 In lieu of greater respect or better pay, we'd like to offer you a pseudo-holiday - Sometimes I get so bored at work that I actually think about doing some work. - Wednesday means we’re halfway through half-assing our work for the week.

I'm off to stuff my face with the fruit platter and mini scones, danishes and muffins that my office provides. It's true, if I can't have a raise, at least give me food.

And on that note,

Happy Administrative Professionals Day!


  1. Ha!!! Thanks for the reminder of why I'm so happy to be out of corporate America. Now if I can just keep it that way...

  2. Amen to allll of these! I was so pissed today, I got nothing from my boss team! They even left to go pick up lunch and didn't even ask to get me anything! Plus it was bagel day and by the time I got it they were all gone :( As my husband would say, "shitty shitty bang bang"

  3. Ok soooooooo I just died laughing through all of these. Why can't we all just win the lotto and live it up like Rihanna ... Or maybe not Rihanna? lol