Monday, June 10, 2013

Whatchu Want

In true slacking form I'm just not getting around to posting about what y'all want from me. Remember that poll I asked you to participate in? I finally tallied up the responses and here's how it looked.

Online Graphing

It seems the majority of you want funny stories never mentioned before. Truth be told, funny things don't happen to me. Either I don't go out enough or I'm going out with the wrong people. I'm sure it's both. But this is America and apparently we like democracy. You wanted funny stories, I'll do my best. For now, be content with this picture.

Radiating awesome since 2009
Preceding this photo I was sleeping in a puddle outside. I was comfortable and refused to moved but I remember hearing people telling me I needed to get up because it was raining. I wasn't moving. Then someone said something about putting me in a wheelbarrow. That's where I drew the line. Nobody pouts baby in a corner wheelbarrow. 

You'd also like to hear more about life in the Tri-State area. I can promise that this is in the works as I have a laundry list of things to do this summer. And we all know how  love to cross off an item on a list. It's like scratching a bug bite. Tell me I'm wrong. You wanted more tales from the tri-state. I got you covered. Post coming soon!

Fitness stories weren't wanted and I'm good with that because really, I'm stuffing my face with all the fruit and grilled foods I can. The exercising is non-existent and those posts would be embarrassingly small. As in, "Hi readers. Today I ate all the carbs but it's cool because I took the stairs to/from lunch! See ya!" I don't want to write it and you don't want to read it so let's not go there.

22% of you want me to expose myself on the interwebz. We'll see.  I can say this much... they'll be few and far between.

Several of you want more fashion. I don't think I'm very fashionable. I blame this on my bank account. I see cute things all the time that belong in my closet but then my bank account gets all high and mighty and drowns my hopes balking about bills that have to be paid. Bills schmills. In the meantime, feast your eyes on the amazeballs fashion I've rocked in that past!

You bet your ass I'd still wear these sunglasses if I had 'em

1992 was apparently the year of the polka dot. And check out the peplum top. Sweet Jesus I was decades ahead of my time. 

1994 was the year I decided to be more matchy. And represent The Mouse. 

I've been rocking Peter Pan collars since 1991.

Does this color look good on me?

Rocking the mohawk since '85. I pity the fool that thinks Mr. T wouldn't be proud.

And yet there's so much more where those came from...


  1. I love those old 90s school pictures with the neon pink lasers in the background. I have some of those buried away, too.

    Also, you say funny stuff doesn't happen to you, but that doesn't make you any less funny. The line "Nobody puts baby in a wheelbarrow" is one of the funniest things I've heard in a while.

  2. This shizz is hilarious and you didn't even have to try. My God girl, keep on posting your golden oldies!!!

  3. Awww the 90s! Very cute pics

  4. Wow, you were rocking peplums and print mixing as a child? You must be the Nostradamus of the fashion world! You were a super cute little one.

  5. Haha I love the side braid you rocked as a kid.. I would love for you to bring that back!

  6. I love this! It made me laugh and smile. You were just ADORABLE as a kid! Hugs from Cali! xx The Golden Girls

  7. Great post. SO funny. Loved all the pictures of when you were little. They are so adorable.

    And the sleeping in the bathroom was totally me on Saturday night/Sunday morning. Little too much to drink :)

  8. Ohmygod. More childhood photos, please. PLEASE. Why the hell wasn't that on the survey?