Monday, August 12, 2013

5 Things I Can't Understand

Several weeks ago Sarah did a post about things she doesn't understand. And I was right there with her. Today's post is copied inspired from that with my very own list of things I don't understand.
Jeans in the summer

I just don't get this. Why, when it's so gloriously warm out, would you want to wear jeans. Didn't we just spend the last 46216 days wearing long pants? I want my legs out for all the world to see.
Socks with sandals

I just can't wrap my mind around this ridiculousness. What are you doing people!? If you need to wear socks - wear shoes! Clearly your feet are cold if you feel the need to cover them.
Chewing with your mouth open
I really don't get this one. I mean, you put food in your mouth, and your chewing, but I can hear you. Why? Personally, I chew with my mouth closed. Mainly so whatever scrumdiddlyumptous thing I've shoved in there can't escape.

Not opening the vent

This is something that makes me irrationally angry. I just don't get it. There is a string that is supposed to be removed. I can't tell you how annoying it is to see the back of someone's coat, skirt, or suit jacket and the vent is still sewn closed. It looks weird when you walk. Like you're wearing something that doesn't fit you. Get it together people!
Reality TV
Forgive me for potentially doing life wrong but these shows..I just don't get them. RHO__; The Bachelor/ette... I'm sorry, I just can't. I used to watch RHONJ religiously. All those ladies live around me and it was just insanely amusing to watch. And then Dina left, and then Danielle. Then Melissa and Kathy joined. Then I left. I was just so done with this show. And the drama of the Bachelor/ette? Girl, please. I don't think you could bribe me with all the cupcakes to watch that crap. Al those recap posts? I just skip right over 'em. #sorrynotsorry

If someone can explain these things to me I might get it. I won't hold my breath. 


  1. I love trashy reality tv. I know, bad. But I can't help it. I guess I've never actually seen any of the RHO anything before, and the bachelorette only once or twice. But I live for Dance Moms and Teen Mom. I can't stop!

  2. Oooops can I just admit that I did not even know "the vent" was a thing. I guess that just shows you I don't have to dress up for work haha!

  3. I would like to add, people who wear shorts, with a sweater and uggs. Are your legs just hot or what? It looks so stupid.

    That sock mess, had me rolling because all the tourist here be rocking that. It's a Euro trend here in Hollywood.

  4. I don't think I'll ever actually understand the appeal of reality TV and socks with sandals just shouldn't happen.

  5. i'm the same! and jean capris are totally acceptable but not full-length jeans unless it's a really cool evening.

    Vodka and Soda

  6. I agree with all of these! The worst for me is the reality tv. Now I admit I watch the reality competition shows (AI, AGT, The Voice, etc) but the "drama" ones...heck no. I can't stand how they all seem scripted & fake even though they're supposed to be "reality".