Friday, January 17, 2014

Baby Maker

This is the first time I've ever said this in print and even then it only became a real life realization within the last month. And if it makes the blog you know it's fact. Like relationships on Facebook. 

Kids are someday in my future and I'm ok with it. 

A few Sunday evenings ago I was lounging around when I decided I needed to make some babies. One of my friends is preggo. Last week or so she sent me one of those morphed face images. So of course I had to make my own. K flat out said our kid is not cute. I was kind of miffed because, I mean, what the hell dude?! Good future fathering right there.

Realistically there will only be two mini-me's. In an ideal world I'd have fraternal twins and be done in one shot. Ha. Like that would ever happen. I'm not that lucky. So instead, I made my own kids. 

Everyone already loves Queen Bey. And I have to say, we should have some kids. 

Hello Mr. President. She's got one of those faces she needs to grow into.
"We think you've got a lot of potential Kit DeLuca."

I'm a little on the fence about this kid but it's Matthew McConaughey so, you know, I'll be a sport and take one for the team.

Sorry JT. You make hot music and I feel the sheet action would equal that but it's just not in the cards for us. 

As you can see my Sunday nights are very productive and time well spent... or something like that. I'm pretty sure this is evidence that I need to get out of the house have kids or find a new hobby.

Speaking of cute kids, I'm off to see Little Miss tomorrow. She's the coolest girl I know. I just may never come back!


  1. Bahahaha this is kinda funny. I cant wait to see what our Little Miss looks like!

  2. Hahaha. "I'll take one for the team." Wouldn't we all with him?
    I did this when I was pregnant and I must say that Clay is so much cuter than the result!

  3. You don't need kids as long as you have little ones belonging to other people you can play with. I've played around with those baby making things and they're weird. That's probably one of the best ones I've seen. Most of the time they throw out some hideous deformity not even a mother could love.

  4. I vote you make babies with the pres, he's hot and the baby is cute!

  5. Hahaha this was SO funny! I'm not a huge Bey fan but the first one was my fave. Thanks for the time-wasting idea; I'm on my way to play w/some of my own :)!