Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Forgive Me Fitness Jesus... and other Confessions

I can't even beat around the bush today, let's just get to it.

Vodka and Soda

Forgive me fitness jesus for I have sinned. I confess that...

... the end of June and the first week of July were a non-stop food party. Not sorry. That Tuesday, K and I had a yelp event at Bahama Breeze. That Friday we had a yelp BBQ at Victory Sports Bar. The next day we had a birthday BBQ at a friend's house, and not to be quitters, we had a BBQ at a friends house that Sunday as well. And then I went on vacation.

... I opted to "go big" instead of going home and even did celebratory HH on Monday following the BBQ binge... which was followed by a celebratory lunch on Tuesday.

... I've kind of been slacking on my upper body workouts. I just hate doing chest and arm work so much. I'll do rows and pulldowns all day, but chest press....

... since I've been showing up regularly to my workouts and what not, my lovely lady lumps have decided to make some cutbacks. I'm really not okay with this smaller chest size bit. Which leads me to 3 options. 1) Get implants to bring them back to where they were; 2) get fat again; or 3) buy all my local VS push-up bras.

...since this was drafted way back before July actually started, I never really got off the old habits train. I've been eating like shit and I pretty much despise myself for it. Still, I've been going to the gym. I'd like to think I'm breaking even but I doubt it.

...Yesterday I ate a brownie because it was there. I HATE brownies. What in the actual fuck.

... sometimes I'd rather just be fat. Then I remember how miserable I was 13 pounds ago and I'm all

And last but not least, my biggest confession of all...

... I've been keeping a secret from y'all.... I GOT A NEW JOB!!!

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