Monday, September 15, 2014

About Me

I’ve been trying to come up with a new about me section for the past few days and really, it’s a difficult task. Which, if you think about it, is kind of ridiculous given that this entire blog is about me.

How is it that we have such trouble describing ourselves to other people? I think my current tab is a good length but I wanted it to say something different. It’s a tall order to be witty and creative and lure people in {now it sounds like a cult}. 
Can you be carefree and neurotic at the same time? If so, you’ve come to the right place!

I’m addicted to working out and going to the gym so I can eat more burgers without feeling like a heifer. 

Hi, I’m Michael and I love to eat. Just give me all the food and we won’t have any problems. 

Although those things didn't make the cut, here are 6 things you may not know about me. 

+ I have a really hard time deciding what to order when I go out to eat. It's ridiculous really. I never know what I want and I'm always the last to order because everything always sounds so good. 

+ I collect old books. Anything before 1960 is game and the oldest book I currently own was published before 1916. (the publication pages at the front of the book are missing but there's an inscription dated 1916... from Aunt Esther.)

+ Ask any of my close friends, before meeting me, or when they first met me, they thought I was a bitch. I've pretty much just accepted it. I suffer from acute BRF and I'm looking at the positives.

+ I've never eaten a McDonald's hamburger. Or one from BK for that matter. I was always a chicken nugget kind of girl. Plus, I didn't start eating red meat until I was 21. Now I'm just trying to make up for lost time. Steak, burgers and filet mignon for the mu'fuckin' win!

That's enough about me. How about you? What's something not many people may know?

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