Wednesday, March 18, 2015

The Asshat Files| Vol. 1

It's no secret that I have 78583 pet peeves. They range from true annoyances to things that I just don't like. When someone does these things I am forced to refer to them as an asshat. Thus.... the asshat files.

Do you scuff your feet when you walk? Then you might be  are an asshat. I was walking to the bank the other day and this woman in boots was scuffing her feet on every. single. step. I wanted to trip her and then yell that if she picked up her get them maybe that wouldn't have happened. 

When you say 'like' after every second or third word, I don't care if you're discussing astrophysics, you sound like a moron. Every now and then, okay, but like when your like I talked to Kayla and like she was so bitchy because like I kind of blew her off, so like literally....I'm going to rip your tongue out. 

That person that places a cone in an empty space on the street. Apparently this secures the spot for them because it's absolutely impossible for someone to move saps cone and park there anyway. You know what, just because you're such an asshat for even putting the cone there in the first place, I'm not going to move it, I'm just going to park over it. Consider my car my "cone". 

People that chew like cows. The other day I was on the bus and this girl next to, and then behind, me was chewing gum with her mouth open. For the love of everything carbs, close your damn mouth. Why on earth do you think I want to hear you chew?? I mean really, not only is it disgusting, it's one of the most annoying noises in the history of sound. You bitch, are an asshat. 

My coworker who insists on leaving a soaking wet sponge lying in the sink after she's washed her lunch dishes. This just grosses me out to no end. First of all, sponges are a haven for bacteria. Second, it's filled with cold, dirty water. How is it a "good idea" to just leave it there? 

Are any of these on your pet peeve list? 

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