I decided that I would just start keeping notes of all the funny things Little Miss says. Trust me, she's a comedienne.
+ While I'm leaning over cutting carpet: what are boobs for?
+ After asking me "what's that noise", which was a dog barking: yeah, he's just telling me I'm pretty.
+ My mom tells me that one night she runs into the living room with her shirt lifted crying: my boobs aren't growing!
+ My mom goes to help her finish with the potty: no grandma, you're fired! Aunt Michael, I'm done!
+ After she asked what the phone was and I tell her it's a Galaxy.
LM: what's a galaxy
M: it's the stars and moon; like space.
+ As she's going to bed: where's your space phone?
+When asking what she wants to do for the day: I want to buy the biggest pool in the mall.
+Randomly: "Hey, my heart's not beating!" Umm... I hope so!
And what post is complete without a mom cameo. I gave her the basic of rundown of snapchat this weekend and she gave me this gem while scrolling through the stickers:
+ "Ooh, I'll have to get Ellen on snapchat. She loves avocados."
I'm telling you guys. It's never a dull moment in the 607.