Friday, July 8, 2016

From the Mouth of Babes

Going home is always an adventure. There are so many things that make me all


I decided that I would just start keeping notes of all the funny things Little Miss says. Trust me, she's a comedienne.

+ While I'm leaning over cutting carpet: what are boobs for? 

+ After asking me "what's that noise", which was a dog barking: yeah, he's just telling me I'm pretty. 

+ My mom tells me that one night she runs into the living room with her shirt lifted crying: my boobs aren't growing!

+ My mom goes to help her finish with the potty: no grandma, you're fired! Aunt Michael, I'm done! 


+ While trying to throw a basketball in the net and missing: I have no skills!!!

+ After she asked what the phone was and I tell her it's a Galaxy. 
LM: what's a galaxy
M: it's the stars and moon; like space. 

+ As she's going to bed: where's your space phone?



+When asking what she wants to do for the day: I want to buy the biggest pool in the mall. 

+Randomly: "Hey, my heart's not beating!" Umm... I hope so! 

And what post is complete without a mom cameo. I gave her the basic of rundown of snapchat this weekend and she gave me this gem while scrolling through the stickers: 

+ "Ooh, I'll have to get Ellen on snapchat. She loves avocados."



I'm telling you guys. It's never a dull moment in the 607. 






9 comments :

  1. My boobs aren't growing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  2. Haha little kids are so adorable. I love that they just say exactly what comes to their mind.

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  3. hahaha little kids are the cutest. they say the funniest things!

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  4. My boobs aren't growing... for some of us they never really do, but it's okay x).

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  5. Bahahaha! My goddaughter was also fascinated with boobs. I remember her saying, after we had all changed into bathing suits to go swimming, "My swimsuit didn't come with boobs."

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  6. So wait, did you tell her what boobs are for?! :) she's such a cutie pie. With quite a boob preoccupation, it seems.
    Also, re: your mom's Ellen comment... my cousin likes to remind the family every chance she gets that her mom/my aunt wished Ellen and Portia a happy anniversary on Facebook *crying emoji*

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  7. The dog telling her she's pretty is my favorite! Adorable!!

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  8. I'm with Little Miss on the crying over lack of boobage lol! The Galaxy/space one had me cracking up though- so literal, but so cute!

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